I like nicknames. I have nicknames for nicknames. My name is a nickname.
One of my proudest nicknames of all-time is for this guy.
Hoodleyhoose aka Cruz.
Let me walk you through it.
Begin with a Cruz, because it rhymes with Who's from Hortan Hears a Who!.
Then becoming Whoodley Cruz.
Give it a little Crudaleyhoose, and wait for it, wait for it, wait for it....
Pow!! It's Hoodleyhoose.
There you have it. Your very own custom nickname.